All time favorite Breuer bits

Whats up Regulator Nation?

A lot of you have been calling and complaining that you don't hear enough of Breuer's bits played during the day on Raw Dog. We've decided to take matters into our own hands, and will be playing Breuer Classics to cap off some shows throughout the month of August.

So we bring it to you, the listeners. Any Jim Breuer stand up bits you want to hear, new or old, we'll find 'em.

Suggestions???

Unruly Kids, Weight-loss, and Rock Stars

Whats up Regulators-


It's been a crazy week for the Breuer Unleashed crew!

On Monday Jim Breuer faced the toughest audience of his comedy career thus far: The local daycare. Despite pulling out such awesome bits as "Can you make this face?", and "Who can sing the entire 'VeggieTales' song?", the youngsters' taunts and jeers got the better of him, and he walked off before a third show. But don't judge him until you've had a pack of unruly 6 year olds heckle you while you attempt to open for "VeggieTales". As Jim's young daughter agreed, his performance may have been better recieved had he worn a funny hat... good advice for next time.

Meanwhile, while small children are causing Jim to question his entire comedy career, Larry has been facing his own struggle. As Jim and Pete have been taking every opportunity to point out to him (purely out of concern though, of course), Larry put on a few lbs over the vacation. But come on, isn't that what vacation is for?

But help is on the way, in the form of RawDog's own Pete Dominick! Little did we know that he spent years as a personal trainer while moving up through the comedy ranks. He's stepped in and volunteered to train Larry, and the pounds are sure to melt off.

Pete Correale returned from the Montreal Just For Laughs comedy festival in good spirits, with all of his shows having been a major success. While he was out there he noticed that a comedian was coincidentally doing a joke that was similar to a joke that another comedian does. He raised the issue-- If you notice a comedian doing a bit that is similar to one that another comedian already does, is it your place to mention it to them? Maybe if someone had mentioned this or this to Carlos Mencia then, this wouldn't have happened...

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On Wednesday we got the awesome news that rockstar Chris Cornell would be joining us in studio. Most excited by the news was DJ Lou, who is not just a huge fan of Cornell's but a huuuuuuuuuge fan of Cornell's best friend, a one Eddie Vedder. Listeners helped Lou brainstorm questions he might be able to ask about Pearl Jam that would make a big impression, but in the end everyone agreed that when talking Chris Cornell it would be best to focus on Chris Cornell.

And Chris Cornell did not disappoint. He was totally calm and cool, a rockstar in every way. And one of the coolest things about him is his belief that drugs, alcohol, and partying are unneccessary and in fact, stifiling to creative performance. If you've been listening to the show you know that everyone has been going nuts over his haunting cover of Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" which is on his new album, "Carry On". As it turns out, he had been trying to surprise his band mates with crazier and crazier cover songs during his solo acoustic sets in concerts, and he thought Michael Jackson would be the ultimate in unexpected covers. Only after reading the lyrics to "Billie Jean" did he realize that the song was way deeper than he expected.

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And that wasn't the only visit from a rockstar on Thursday. On the exact opposite of the spectrum, was former Kiss drummer ("the cat") Peter Criss. And I'm not going to lie, after the Gene Simmons debacle, the guys were a little wary of any former Kiss-ers. Everyone was sort of expecting this:

But what we got was the happiest little Dustin Hoffman-looking dude on this side of Long Island.

He's recently been inducted into the Long-Island hall of fame, and he fight riiiiiiiiight in with the "Strong Island"-centric Breu crew. In what seems to be a common theme amongst our cooler guests, he attributes his non-douchebagginess to the anchor of wife and family, and a faith in something larger than himself. His solo album, "Carry On" is not what you might expect, definitely worth checking out.

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In about an hour we'll be hanging out with comedians Pablo Francisco and Bobby Collins. Madness is sure to ensue.

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If you'll be in the NYC area on August 22nd, be sure to get your reservations for Comedy Covers at Carolines on Broadway now! We'll be announcing the line up soon, and trust me you don't want to miss this one.

Also, if you're near the Jersey shore, you have to check out Breu doing standup at Point Pleasant (Jenkinson's Pavilion). It's a Heavy Metal Man show, meaning he's bringing the band, so go check out Shaka and Larry too! All Jim's tour dates can be found at http://www.jimbreuer.com/.

Stay tuned for more updates........

Montana

Guest Announcement!

Hey all-

We just got word that the amazing Chris Cornell (of Soundgarden and Audioslave) will be hanging out with us in studio on Thursday (7/26). The man's a living music legend, so get your questions ready and be sure to tune in!


www.chriscornell.com

July 20, 2007

Hey Regulators-


It was a big week here in Breuer-land. The guys returned from a two-week vacation to a very special guest: Rock legend AC/DC frontman, Brian Johnson. "Uncle Brian" as he called himself, rocked the studio hard with an amazing rendition of "Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution" and some awesome old-school jokes.
















But his appearance on our show didn't come without a certain string attached...


As a trade for singing on our show, Brian made Jim promise to appear on stage during their set at Tuesday night's "Classic Rock Cares" concert at BB Kings in NYC and do his infamous "AC/DC Hokey Pokey". The crowd went nuts for it. Until Buffalo Bill gets the full video up on YouTube you can check out a shaky but decent cell phone video that a fan posted here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmfnDowXH1k.






The awesome concert seemed to be just what everyone needed to get back into the swing of things after 2 weeks of vacations of ups and downs. Jim, Shaka, and Larry spent the first week together with their families down in the Carolinas. They ate well, drank wine, played with their kids.... destroyed an ex-marine's sandcastle empire, almost got arrested for illegal fireworks, and set the house on fire. Twice.


Week two they decided to all go their seperate ways... or so they thought. The whole Breuer family gathered down at the vacation house for a week filled with sweet family moments, such as Jim and his 25-year-old nephew getting into a pretty serious wrestling match. Jim was of course victorious, using the winning combination of shoving his thumb up his nephews ass and then slapping him across the face. As singer Mike McGlone said later in the week, that move says "Daddy's Home".


Shaka thought he'd have a nice break from Larry for the second week and took his family to a secluded cabin deep in the woods. Imagine his shock when Larry came rolling up to the very same secluded cabin just hours later!


Pete spent 2 weeks hiking with his wife in the wilds of Colorado. Actually he spent 4 days in the wilds of Colorado getting altitude-sickness, and 10 days in the swanky hotels of Colorado.

Lou went to the Live Earth concert, but had to leave because of over-intoxication before Roger Waters and The Police. Ah well, at least he got to rock out to Kelly Clarkson.



Good to be back Regulators!



A couple of things coming up:

- Mark your calendars now, for the next comedy covers show! The date is set for August 22nd. Go to http://www.carolines.com/ to make reservations now.

- Next Thursday we have Peter Criss of Kiss. Maybe the guys can finally get to the bottom of why Gene Simmons is such a dick!

- Next Friday we have hilarious comedian Pablo Francisco hanging out. You don't want to miss it.


Until next time,

Montana