Tuesday, August 21, 2007

He's baaaaaaaack!

Our fearless leader, the good Reverend Breuer, is officially back at the wheel! It's been an interesting couple of weeks with Pete "The Gator" Correale at the helm, and we had some amazing and hilarious shows. But needless to say, with Zookeeper Breu out of town, the Gator went a chompin'....

In the span of just 2 weeks, he managed to: Turn Lou into an angry steroid freak; Ambush Larry with a stand up comedy class; Subect poor Buffalo Bill (who was only trying to write a Best Man speech) to a good half hour of "short" jokes; Read and mock a personal card of mine; Completely destroy Pete Dominick's self-esteem; Oh and lets not forget -- Call Shaka "Denny Terio" and only permit him to speak while disco music was playing. For 2 full hours.



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But not everyone who came in studio got bitten. Some guests got the softer side of Pete, like the multi-talented Mike McGlone, and director / musician Rob Zombie...



Or the always hilarous Ben Bailey who did a little gator-chomping himself...



Neil Fallon of the awesome band Clutch (who called in to audition as Lou's new hero), and Nikki Sixx (who called in to talk about his new book the Heroin Diaries about... well, heroin) also both got kinder, gentler Pete. You just don't mess with rock stars.


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Breuer's been back for just a day so far, and has already managed to clean up the wake of destruction left behind by Hurricane Correale. He's gotten Shaka back on track on promoting his new album which you can pre-order here. He gently explained to the crew why it wasn't a good idea to electrocute and rub steroids on Lou's head based on untested claims that it would cause hair growth. He somehow managed to extract full partying confessions from me, and Larry... well Larry didn't get his cheeks made fun of or called "GrapeApe" for one full show for the first time in a couple of weeks. Looks like everything is back on track!